Ramblings from The Count

Count Victus is a novelist for the underworld. He will, rarely, offer his works to the public of the overworld. The Count spends most of his "work time" in the lab making mad science, and he spends most his leisure time writing. His address is currently unknown, and probably inaccesible regardless, but it is suggested he borders on the shore of Rhode Island.

Sep 3
Oh…! Who lives in a dark castle under the earth? It’s Count Victus! Swore destruction and fire since the first day of birth? It’s Count Victus! If science and discord are something to see… It’s Count Victus! Then put on your lab coat and sing this with me! It’s Count Victus!READY?It’s Count Victus, lord of all death. We. All. Love. Him. It’s Count… Victus! Ah ha ha ha, hoo hoo ha har…

Oh…!

Who lives in a dark castle under the earth?
It’s Count Victus!
Swore destruction and fire since the first day of birth?
It’s Count Victus!
If science and discord are something to see…
It’s Count Victus!
Then put on your lab coat and sing this with me!
It’s Count Victus!
READY?
It’s Count Victus, lord of all death.
We. All. Love. Him.
It’s Count… Victus!

Ah ha ha ha, hoo hoo ha har…
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