Ramblings from The Count

Count Victus is a novelist for the underworld. He will, rarely, offer his works to the public of the overworld. The Count spends most of his "work time" in the lab making mad science, and he spends most his leisure time writing. His address is currently unknown, and probably inaccesible regardless, but it is suggested he borders on the shore of Rhode Island.

Aug 27
Adorable. “Oh, 120 MPH winds!” To be fair, sure - that’s more than usual. Your pathetic surface-level homes will be battered. But 80 MPH? 120 MPH? Creatures of the underworld pass wind faster than that, and sometimes, it’s just as wet. Definitely more stinky. I don’t think, when it comes time to destroy the world, that I’ll be pursuing a natural way to go about it. If I were to create a hurricane, however, I think my first alpha test would probably be the size of this “Irene” hurricane. When I’d be finished with Hurricane Victus, I would not settle for East or West coast. All the coasts would be reborn fifty miles inward!

Adorable. “Oh, 120 MPH winds!”

To be fair, sure - that’s more than usual. Your pathetic surface-level homes will be battered. But 80 MPH? 120 MPH? Creatures of the underworld pass wind faster than that, and sometimes, it’s just as wet. Definitely more stinky.

I don’t think, when it comes time to destroy the world, that I’ll be pursuing a natural way to go about it. If I were to create a hurricane, however, I think my first alpha test would probably be the size of this “Irene” hurricane.

When I’d be finished with Hurricane Victus, I would not settle for East or West coast. All the coasts would be reborn fifty miles inward!
Posted at 7:29 PM