Ramblings from The Count

Count Victus is a novelist for the underworld. He will, rarely, offer his works to the public of the overworld. The Count spends most of his "work time" in the lab making mad science, and he spends most his leisure time writing. His address is currently unknown, and probably inaccesible regardless, but it is suggested he borders on the shore of Rhode Island.

Jul 17

The Count’s Mini-Dictionary of Grim English Words

I recently published, in the underworld, a slang dictionary. It met great acclaim, and I decided to whip up a short post for you English speakers out there. Today’s a lazy Saturday as I revel in my latest release, and I only saw it fitting. So without anymore extraneous blabber…! I present to you, The Count’s Mini-Dictionary of Grim English Words. (that everyone should know)

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Apostasy (uh-pos-tuh-see)
A
total departure from one’s religion, principles, cause, etc.

Atrophy (at-truh-fee)
Degeneration, decline, or decrease, as from disuse. An old man’s skin and musculature may degerenate, but it’s most proper to say atrophy.

Augury (aw-gurr-ree)
A sign of what will happen in the future; an omen: “They heard the sound as an augury of death.”

Barbed (barbed)
Having barbs. Barbs are pointed parts projecting backward from a main point, as of a fishhook or arrowhead.

Castigation (cast-ih-gay-shun)
A severe scolding. “The castigation ceremonies of Count Victus have been known to render one’s spine inoperational.”

Desolation (dess-oh-lay-shun)
A desolate area. Barren, unfriendly, potentially unpopulated by creatures.

Defile (duh-file)
To make foul, dirty, or unclean; pollute; taint; debase.

Desecrate (dess-uh-crate)
Like defile, except the defilation of a holy place/object. “You will not desecrate this holy sanctum!”

Despotic (dih-spot-ik)
Of the nature of a despot or despotism:  autocratic; tyrannical. A tyrant with absolute power, as opposed to a tyrant without absolute power.

Dirge (durge)
A somber song expressing mourning or grief, such as would be appropriate for performance at a funeral.

Discord (diss-chord)
Lack of harmony; chaos.

Epitaph (ep-i-taff)
A statement written in memory of a person, usually on a tombstone. “Here lies… “

Hallow (ha-low)
Holy, typically referred to as holy ground or territory.

Harrow (har-row)
To cause distress; typically seen as “hollowing” one’s stability. Shaken.

Necrotic (neck-rottic)
Describing something killed by necrosis: death of a circumscribed portion of animal or plant tissue.

Misanthropy (miss-an-throw-pee)
A dislike of humankind. A person can be a misanthropist as well as a misanthrope.

Pyre (pire)
A heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. “a funeral pyre”

Shamble (sham-bul)
To walk or go awkwardly; shuffle. Typically used in regard to the navigational difficulty that undead creatures have.

Stygian (stij-ee-uhn)
Hellish; dark. Typically refers to creatures or elements of the underworld.

Surly (sur-lee)
Bad-tempered and unfriendly: “he left with a surly expression after seeing his daughter partaking in the ritual”

Vitriol (vih-tree-ahl)
Cruel, bitter, and acidic - a historic name for sulfuric acid, thus the modern usage.