Ramblings from The Count

Count Victus is a novelist for the underworld. He will, rarely, offer his works to the public of the overworld. The Count spends most of his "work time" in the lab making mad science, and he spends most his leisure time writing. His address is currently unknown, and probably inaccesible regardless, but it is suggested he borders on the shore of Rhode Island.

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Apr 2

April Fools

I meant to post yesterday, but was still cleaning up the mess.

Apparently resurrecting the Boneshredder to terrorize the lab’s workers is “too harsh” for april fools. Please, they shouldn’t have started this war by switching my coffee to decaf.

I was going to tell you all that I’d finished Andellan and was ready to release it via PDF form. When you opened the PDF, it would install a program that would shut off your computer’s fans, overclock your processor to emit over 2,000 degrees fahrenheit and - with hope - cause some sort of fire.

Unfortunately I was so busy with the Boneshredder that I didn’t even remember to do it, let alone get around to it.

It’d be unbelievable, regardless. Everyone knows I’m too busy writing for Hell that I just don’t have the time to write a cute little adventure about a Necromancer. Oh well, some day.