Ramblings from The Count

Count Victus is a novelist for the underworld. He will, rarely, offer his works to the public of the overworld. The Count spends most of his "work time" in the lab making mad science, and he spends most his leisure time writing. His address is currently unknown, and probably inaccesible regardless, but it is suggested he borders on the shore of Rhode Island.

Feb 12
time-locked: It’s okay Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me. It’s okay I’M NOT A PLANET EITHER. FUCK YOU ALL, PLUTO IS A PLANET. PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET. PLUTO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE! It’s posts like these that remind me of why the surface world is so hated. “Oh, waah, pluto isn’t a planet!” “I’m not a planet either, haha! :(“ Pathetique. Typical surfacer who doesn’t think, instead, “Pluto has been declassified as a planet. Let’s make it a planet again.” Pluto is the grimmest ex-planet in this solar system. Cold, dark, lonely, rejected. If that’s not a reason to make it a planet again, I don’t know what is. Some associates and I are currently drafting plans for the planetization of Pluto once again. Currently we plan for the project to be done by 2030, but it may take longer, naturally. They’re only drafts, and this may not even turn profitable.

time-locked:

It’s okay Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me.

It’s okay I’M NOT A PLANET EITHER.

FUCK YOU ALL, PLUTO IS A PLANET.

PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.

PLUTO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE!

It’s posts like these that remind me of why the surface world is so hated.

“Oh, waah, pluto isn’t a planet!” “I’m not a planet either, haha! :(“

Pathetique. Typical surfacer who doesn’t think, instead, “Pluto has been declassified as a planet. Let’s make it a planet again.”

Pluto is the grimmest ex-planet in this solar system. Cold, dark, lonely, rejected. If that’s not a reason to make it a planet again, I don’t know what is.

Some associates and I are currently drafting plans for the planetization of Pluto once again. Currently we plan for the project to be done by 2030, but it may take longer, naturally. They’re only drafts, and this may not even turn profitable.

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